Le Mambo. miniblogs

And we have... Biebreal! The Anal enjoyer!
Passive - Biebreal's horrible little faggy singing gives surrounding male enemies and allies reduced armor and magic resist while increasing his gold per 5 because retarded teenage girls and other fags like to think its good and they buy it
Q - Take Anal: Beibreal prepares for anal sex giving him reduced defense and giving his target increased attack speed, only works on other gay men
W - Teeny bopper: Beibreal sings about girls in his shitty little high voice to female target forcing her to walk towards him
E - Pubelessness - Beibreal has no hair on his body other than his gay hair on top of his head which gives extra magic resist and armor against females but reduces greatly against men
R - Fake Girlfriend: To avoid questioning from the media Biebreal summons a fake girlfriend (Selena Gomez) to pretend hes straight. Fake girlfriend is of average looks and average talent but is better than the other fake girlfriends (Miley Cyrus)